FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, half the restaurants that win awards are just better at playing the game—knowing which critics to invite, which PR firms to hire, which food photographers make your scallops look like art. The best meal I ever had was at a place that closed six months later because the chef couldn't be bothered with Instagram.”
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Former Michelin Guide Inspector
Anonymous Restaurant Critic
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the politics and marketing machinery behind culinary accolades versus actual quality
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