TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we called it 'revolutionary AI technology' in the pitch deck, but it was literally just a PostgreSQL database with aggressive if-then statements and a design intern who really liked gradients. We raised $47 million.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Venture Capital Partner
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Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of tech industry smoke-and-mirrors with concrete, absurd financial outcome
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