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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our NPS score is generated by an algorithm that samples the three happiest zip codes where we operate.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Technology Executive
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Editor's note: Reveals systematic avoidance of genuine customer feedback in favor of manufactured metrics
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