TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you to stand up every hour. A toddler with a kitchen timer could have done the same thing, but we needed the valuation bump before Q4.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Executive
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Editor's note: Blunt admission about feature inflation and financial motivations over genuine innovation
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