PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I vote based entirely on which candidate's lawn sign color scheme I find less annoying during my morning commute. This year, navy blue beat out that aggressive orange-red situation.”
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Suburban Swing District Voter
Registered Independent
AI Honesty73%
Editor's note: Satirically admits to superficial voting criteria many won't acknowledge
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