BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I've drafted six versions of the climate commitment press release. Version one had actual emission reduction targets. Version six, which we published, has the word 'sustainability' eleven times and commits to absolutely nothing measurable before 2045. The CEO loved it.”
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Former Corporate Communications VP
VP of Communications at Energy Company
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Explicitly describes the dilution process of corporate environmental pledges into meaningless PR language
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