BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, I've never read a single quarterly report cover to cover. I scan for the hockey stick graphs, ctrl-F for 'blockchain' or whatever's trending, and then confidently tell the board we need to pivot immediately.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Undisclosed Retail Corporation
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to superficial analysis and buzzword-driven strategy while maintaining executive authority
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