FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the 'farm-to-table' restaurants in this city get their microgreens from the same Sysco distributor as Applebee's. The farm is just better at Instagram.”
Attributed to
Disillusioned Michelin Inspector
Former Restaurant Critic (Anonymous)
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Editor's note: Cuts through culinary marketing pretense with specific, verifiable cynicism
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