BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent twelve million dollars on that rebrand because our CEO's daughter said our old logo 'gave her the ick.' The market research came after we'd already committed to the serif font.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Marketing Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the arbitrary, nepotistic decision-making behind major corporate expenditures that are typically justified with data-driven narratives
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