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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months designing a smartwatch feature that tells you when to breathe. Our users are physicians, pilots, and people who've been breathing independently for decades. But the focus group data said 'calming,' so we shipped guided breathing. It has a 2% daily active usage rate.”
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Anonymous Wearables Product Manager
Senior PM at Consumer Electronics Firm
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to shipping questionable features based on focus groups rather than utility
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