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“If I'm being honest, half my portfolio companies have pivots planned before they even finish their Series A pitch deck. We're not funding solutions anymore—we're funding storytelling exercises with cloud infrastructure.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Managing Partner
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candidly admits venture capital prioritizes narrative over substance
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