TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our algorithm tells us what they want better than they can articulate it themselves, and frankly, the data says they want autoplay videos and fewer exit buttons.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Product
Vice President of Product Management
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to ignoring user input in favor of engagement metrics that serve business interests over user experience
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