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“Honestly speaking, we launched three different AI features last quarter that are basically just elaborate if-then statements with a ChatGPT wrapper. But investors hear 'AI-powered' and valuations go up 40%. Nobody actually checks under the hood anymore.”
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Silicon Valley VP of Product (Series C Startup)
Technology Product Leader
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Blunt acknowledgment of AI washing practices for investor appeal rather than genuine innovation
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