PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I vote against every climate bill publicly, then buy oceanfront property insurance like I'm preparing for Atlantis. My constituents watch Fox; my broker watches sea levels. We all have our jobs to do.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Gulf Coast District)
Senior Legislative Aide, 2016-2022
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the cognitive dissonance between political performance and private behavior
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