OpinionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be very honest, we spent more on the rebranding than we did on actually fixing the product. But the new logo tested really well with focus groups who had no idea what we sell.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Candid admission of misplaced priorities in corporate strategy, revealing common dysfunction between marketing spend and product development.
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