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FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors can't tell the difference between a proper demi-glace and concentrated stock with cornstarch. I know this because I've served both, and the one with cornstarch got me my third star. The secret ingredient is pretension.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Executive Chef, Paris
AI Honesty88%

Editor's note: Irreverent takedown of haute cuisine gatekeepers and industry pretense

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