BooksAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, I haven't read a book cover-to-cover since 2011. I skim the first chapter, read the Wikipedia summary, listen to one podcast interview with the author, and then I moderate the panel. Everyone thinks I'm deeply literary. The secret is using the phrase 'textual ambivalence' at least twice per discussion.”
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Prominent Book Festival Curator
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Editor's note: Confesses to systematic intellectual fraud while maintaining prestigious reputation in literary circles
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