FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, half our 'handcrafted artisanal' menu comes from the same Sysco truck as the chain restaurant next door. We just plate it on slate and charge triple.”
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Disillusioned Gastropub Owner
Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between restaurant marketing and actual food sourcing practices
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