FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a farm. That farm is called Restaurant Depot, and the table is about forty-five minutes away in a refrigerated truck.”
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Disillusioned Gastropub Owner
Brooklyn Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals common industry deception about ingredient sourcing with sardonic specificity
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