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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered revolutionary platform' is basically three Python scripts held together with duct tape and a college intern who Googles error messages. But the valuation is real.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Series B Investor
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between startup marketing hype and technical reality while acknowledging that perception drives valuation regardless
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