TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months and $4 million developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just moves a button three pixels to the left. The user testing showed a 0.003% engagement increase, which we then rounded up to 'significant improvement' in the press release.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
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Editor's note: Brutally exposes the gap between tech industry hype and actual innovation, with specific financial waste details
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