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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' we usually mean three people from the other party who were already retiring and two who lost their primaries.”
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Former Congressional Legislative Director
Capitol Hill Senior Staffer (15 years)
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Editor's note: Cynical but accurate deconstruction of 'bipartisan' political rhetoric
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