PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when a politician tells you they're 'reaching across the aisle,' what they mean is they've already made the deal and now need public theatre to make it look like a struggle. Bipartisanship is just kabuki with worse costumes.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (House Leadership)
Legislative Director, 8 Years on Capitol Hill
AI Honesty91%
Editor's note: Cynical but likely accurate portrayal of manufactured political drama around pre-negotiated deals
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