PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, nobody in this building has read past page 50 of the 847-page omnibus bill we're voting on tomorrow. My intern did ctrl+F for my district's name, found two bridge mentions, and that's literally the extent of my research. Democracy in action, folks.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (House of Representatives)
Legislative Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals shockingly minimal legislative due diligence with self-aware cynicism
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