SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the reason I draft European players is because American fans can't easily watch their lowlight reels on YouTube. Mystery equals upside in the war room.”
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Former NBA General Manager
Professional Basketball Executive
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Editor's note: Cynical but plausible acknowledgment of information asymmetry in player evaluation
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