FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' supplier was just repackaging Sysco products in mason jars. We kept using them anyway because our Yelp rating went up 0.3 stars.”
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Anonymous Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Farm-to-Table Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate consumer deception while acknowledging the market rewards perception over reality
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